February 2012
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Can someone promo me to get the last three...
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
redandtwofifths asked: æ
xstudders:
1. Just got out of the shower
2. I need a hair cut
3. Hate taking pictures of myself
Mine mine mine. :3 <333 I loves you.
Go ahead!
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
Where'd all these new followers come from? o.o
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lolshorty reblogged your photo: Merrrr. :3
Still human right ? ♥
Still human if you ask me. P:
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Serious question time
ikillzombiesforfun:
Okay so you know when you are cuddling and you’re big spoon, what do you do with the arm that not wrapped around the person? Do you awkwardly put it between you or do you put it under their head (which is like begging for a spaghetti arm)
I usually put it under the pillow he is resting his head on. That way it doesn’t fall asleep or anything. XD
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Anonymous asked: thats not someone dying during an mri. thats a scene from the walking dead where they put a zombie under a scanner.
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When I'm trying to read.
lilinbones:
Me all into my book: And Tumblr is across the room like: I look at it like: And my books like: But Tumblr is distracting me like:
By then my books holding me back like: But in the end I break loose like: And Tumblr and I are like: And my book’s like: And I’m when I’m done I’m like: But my book is all: Story of my every day life.
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